More Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet The Antsy.

(WARNING: Sometimes terrible dancers have too many legs.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get sort of wired.

(BTW: Stay away from the barbs.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, are tempted by re-unbornness.

(BTW: Life is awareness of life. Or so said the fox.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Dolphin of Diamonds.

(NOTE: All that glitters may be coal.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet Rot and Iron.

(OMG: The deep dark scary woods chuckled.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the lost feather.

(NOTE: Watch out for mules with cold asses.)Coming Soon! 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, might have been in grave danger.

(HEY: Don’t be a target.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, sort of become. Or not.

(REGRET: When people move into caves.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, find out what the pigeons knew. Or not.

(WARNING: Be wary of what falls out of the sky.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, save the world from mud and beavers.

(WARNING: Be wary of what falls out of the sky.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet quackers who eat them all.

(TIP: Eat before you are eaten.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, set their brains on fire. Sort of.

(WARNING: Always carry a pen and parchment.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the cart that stands alone.

(WARNING: Pay attention to what’s coming.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Wrap Around.

(TIP: Always leave room to unwrap.)Wherein Crazy 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the primal muck.

(TIP: Always leave room for the unforeseen.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the broken tree.

(TIP: Your spot is your spot.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, travel to the top of the world.

(ADVICE: You cannot escape the sun.)

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get complicated.

(TRUE: Every answer has infinite questions.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, tumble down.  

(WARNING: This episode contains grasshoppers.)  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, confront goo. 

 (WARNING: This episode contains a fart or two.) 

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the mobile cart home.  

(NOTE: I’ve seen people sleep in shopping carts.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the collective garbage.

(QUESTION: Where in the world is OongaDog?)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, almost get posted. 

 (NOTE: Every departure has an arrival?) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet Tit, Center of the Round Thing that Forever Circles  

(QUESTION: Who will?) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, encounter the guardian pigeons.  

(QUESTION: Left, right or center?) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet Matt the Rat 

(NOTE: Not all rats will eat you.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, witness the almost war of the yoiks  

(NOTE: Avoid balls of light in space.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the stupid perspective.  

(NOTE: Don’t get framed. Ever.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, the mad moose. 

 (NOTE: No…moose do not smoke.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet paradise with a price.  

(QUESTION: To bonk or not to bonk?) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the flower people.  

(NOTE: Poisonous and venomous are two tickets to the same destination.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, will never accept half.  

(NOTE: Always judge your thirst accurately before drinking half.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Road Sorely Traveled. 

 (NOTE: No road is just a road.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, visit the un-playground.  

(NOTE: Always carry a bolt cutter in your mind.) g soon!

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, play Guess Who I Am. Or Die.  

(NOTE: He who carries matches, makes the rules.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, escape Plan B.  

(NOTE: No leaf comes without a tree.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the sitting stones.  

(NOTE: Let the fly sit first.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, listen to advice about the voices.  

(NEVER: Listen to the voice unless you should listen to it.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, see the light.  

(PLEASE: Shine a little light on us.)  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet a stinker of a ladybug.  

(ALWAYS: Check under the spots.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet something loud. 

 (WARNNG: Stop flushing for a while.) 

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, and the great fall.

(WARNNG: Those who live by the season, die by the season.)

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the deader squirrel.

(THINK TWICE: Before filling your pockets with confusion.)

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, almost walk on walls. 

(REMEMBER: Only you can prevent lizards.)

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the singing mushrooms. 

(NOTICE: Only you can prevent singing mushrooms.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, experience directional confusion.

(NOTE: Only you can prevent misdirection.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have an electrifying experience.

(DON’T: Juggle lightning when you can juggle oranges.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have floating driftwood.

(NOTE: Never underestimate the length of a question.)

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get trashed?

(NOTE: It’s all in what you devour.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, define a dog on it’s own terms.

(NOTE: Being yourself is OK.)

 ‘Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, face the fruit fly Armageddon.

(Question: Is it better to be irritated or annoyed?)

Coming sometime in the near future.

Coming sometime in the near future.

Coming sometime in the near future.

Coming sometime in the near future.

Coming sometime in the near future.