More Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper
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Some say life’s a path winding through a forest of endless possibilities. Well…we’ll see. In the meantime, Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, will be following that path through the deep dark scary woods on a journey like no other.
And who are Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper?
I’m not sure. I’m still learning.
Crazy Man was under his bed with an empty bottle of wine for a long time before he decided to look into “this outside thing.” His body exists in one dimension and his mind in another and he’s never been sure which is which. Once on the path, the past begins to slip away and he can’t remember if he has a kitchen or not. Or a garage.
The dog, Sidestepper, is looking for the mother who abandoned him when he was a puppy, causing his body to stay the same size and his legs to grow into long skinny stilts that make him look strangely like an egret nest perched on top of power lines. But don’t think about that…you’ll dream. It won’t be nice. And he walks sideways. Always.
After a short confrontational greeting during which Crazy Man assures the dog, Sidestepper, that he’s not his mother, the two decide to travel together down the path of adventure and new meanings through the deep dark scary woods.
What awaits them will change their already weird lives into…well…something weirder. You’re welcome to join them on their journey but, be warned, nothing good can come of this.
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Episodes 101 to 106
Episode 101
Episode 101
Episode 101
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet The Antsy.
(WARNING: Sometimes terrible dancers have too many legs.)
Episode 102
Episode 101
Episode 101
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get sort of wired.
(BTW: Stay away from the barbs.)
Episode 103
Episode 101
Episode 103
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, are tempted by re-unbornness.
(BTW: Life is awareness of life. Or so said the fox.)
Episode 104
Episode 104
Episode 103
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Dolphin of Diamonds.
(NOTE: All that glitters may be coal.)
Episode 105
Episode 104
Episode 105
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet Rot and Iron.
(OMG: The deep dark scary woods chuckled.)
Episode 106
Episode 104
Episode 105
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the lost feather.
(NOTE: Watch out for mules with cold asses.)
Episodes 107 to 112
Episode 107
Episode 108
Episode 108
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, might have been in grave danger.
(HEY: Don’t be a target.)
Episode 108
Episode 108
Episode 108
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, sort of become. Or not.
(REGRET: When people move into caves.)
Episode 109
Episode 108
Episode 109
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, find out what the pigeons knew. Or not.
(WARNING: Be wary of what falls out of the sky.)
Episode 110
Episode 110
Episode 109
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, save the world from mud and beavers.
(WARNING: Be wary of what falls out of the sky.)
Episode 111
Episode 110
Episode 111
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet quackers who eat them all.
(TIP: Eat before you are eaten.)
Episode 112
Episode 110
Episode 111
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, set their brains on fire. Sort of.
(WARNING: Always carry a pen and parchment.)
Episodes 113 to 118
Episode 113
Episode 113
Episode 113
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the cart that stands alone.
(WARNING: Pay attention to what’s coming.)
Episode 114
Episode 113
Episode 113
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Wrap Around.
(TIP: Always leave room to unwrap.)Wherein Crazy
Episode 115
Episode 113
Episode 115
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the primal muck.
(TIP: Always leave room for the unforeseen.)
Episode 116
Episode 116
Episode 115
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the broken tree.
(TIP: Your spot is your spot.)
Episode 117
Episode 116
Episode 117
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, travel to the top of the world.
(ADVICE: You cannot escape the sun.)
Episode 118
Episode 116
Episode 117
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get complicated.
(TRUE: Every answer has infinite questions.)
Episodes 119 to 124
Episode 119
Episode 119
Episode 119
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, tumble down.
(WARNING: This episode contains grasshoppers.)
Episode 120
Episode 119
Episode 119
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, confront goo.
(WARNING: This episode contains a fart or two.)
Episode 121
Episode 119
Episode 121
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the mobile cart home.
(NOTE: I’ve seen people sleep in shopping carts.)
Episode 122
Episode 122
Episode 121
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the collective garbage.
(QUESTION: Where in the world is OongaDog?)
Episode 123
Episode 122
Episode 123
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, almost get posted.
(NOTE: Every departure has an arrival?)
Episode 124
Episode 122
Episode 123
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet Tit, Center of the Round Thing that Forever Circles
(QUESTION: Who will?)
Episodes 125 to 130
Episode 125
Episode 125
Episode 125
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, encounter the guardian pigeons.
(QUESTION: Left, right or center?)
Episode 126
Episode 125
Episode 125
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet Matt the Rat
(NOTE: Not all rats will eat you.)
Episode 127
Episode 125
Episode 127
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, witness the almost war of the yoiks
(NOTE: Avoid balls of light in space.)
Episode 128
Episode 128
Episode 127
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the stupid perspective.
(NOTE: Don’t get framed. Ever.)
Episode 129
Episode 128
Episode 129
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, the mad moose.
(NOTE: No…moose do not smoke.)
Episode 130
Episode 128
Episode 129
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet paradise with a price.
(QUESTION: To bonk or not to bonk?)
Episodes 131 to 136
Episode 131
Episode 131
Episode 131
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the flower people.
(NOTE: Poisonous and venomous are two tickets to the same destination.)
Episode 132
Episode 131
Episode 131
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, will never accept half.
(NOTE: Always judge your thirst accurately before drinking half.)
Episode 133
Episode 131
Episode 133
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Road Sorely Traveled.
(NOTE: No road is just a road.)
Episode 134
Episode 134
Episode 133
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, visit the un-playground.
(NOTE: Always carry a bolt cutter in your mind.) g soon!
Episode 135
Episode 134
Episode 135
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, play Guess Who I Am. Or Die.
(NOTE: He who carries matches, makes the rules.)
Episode 136
Episode 134
Episode 135
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, escape Plan B.
(NOTE: No leaf comes without a tree.)
Episodes 137 to 142
Episode 137
Episode 137
Episode 137
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the sitting stones.
(NOTE: Let the fly sit first.)
Episode 138
Episode 137
Episode 137
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, listen to advice about the voices.
(NEVER: Listen to the voice unless you should listen to it.)
Episode 139
Episode 137
Episode 139
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, see the light.
(PLEASE: Shine a little light on us.)
Episode 140
Episode 140
Episode 139
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet a stinker of a ladybug.
(ALWAYS: Check under the spots.)
Episode 141
Episode 140
Episode 141
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet something loud.
(WARNNG: Stop flushing for a while.)
Episode 142
Episode 140
Episode 141
Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, and the great fall.
(WARNNG: Those who live by the season, die by the season.)
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Episode 143
Episode 143
Episode 143
Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the deader squirrel.
(THINK TWICE: Before filling your pockets with confusion.)
Episode 144
Episode 143
Episode 143
Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, almost walk on walls.
(REMEMBER: Only you can prevent lizards.)
Episode 145
Episode 143
Episode 145
Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the singing mushrooms.
(NOTICE: Only you can prevent singing mushrooms.)
Episode 146
Episode 146
Episode 145
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, experience directional confusion.
(NOTE: Only you can prevent misdirection.)
Episode 147
Episode 146
Episode 147
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have an electrifying experience.
(DON’T: Juggle lightning when you can juggle oranges.)
Episode 148
Episode 146
Episode 147
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have floating driftwood.
(NOTE: Never underestimate the length of a question.)
Episodes 149 and 150
149
149
149
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get trashed?
(NOTE: It’s all in what you devour.)
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149
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, define a dog on it’s own terms.
(NOTE: Being yourself is OK.)
Episodes 151 to 156
Episode 151
Episode 151
Episode 151
‘Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, face the fruit fly Armageddon.
(Question: Is it better to be irritated or annoyed?)
Episode 152
Episode 151
Episode 151
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, see the cob behind the corn.
(TIP: Always carry butter and salt in case you meet boiled corn.)
Episode 153
Episode 151
Episode 153
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Episode 154
Episode 154
Episode 153
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Episode 155
Episode 154
Episode 155
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Episode 156
Episode 154
Episode 155
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