More Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper

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Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet The Antsy.

(WARNING: Sometimes terrible dancers have too many legs.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get sort of wired.

(BTW: Stay away from the barbs.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, are tempted by re-unbornness.

(BTW: Life is awareness of life. Or so said the fox.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Dolphin of Diamonds.

(NOTE: All that glitters may be coal.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet Rot and Iron.

(OMG: The deep dark scary woods chuckled.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the lost feather.

(NOTE: Watch out for mules with cold asses.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, might have been in grave danger.

(HEY: Don’t be a target.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, sort of become. Or not.

(REGRET: When people move into caves.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, find out what the pigeons knew. Or not.

(WARNING: Be wary of what falls out of the sky.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, save the world from mud and beavers.

(WARNING: Be wary of what falls out of the sky.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet quackers who eat them all.

(TIP: Eat before you are eaten.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, set their brains on fire. Sort of.

(WARNING: Always carry a pen and parchment.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the cart that stands alone.

(WARNING: Pay attention to what’s coming.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Wrap Around.

(TIP: Always leave room to unwrap.)Wherein Crazy 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the primal muck.

(TIP: Always leave room for the unforeseen.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the broken tree.

(TIP: Your spot is your spot.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, travel to the top of the world.

(ADVICE: You cannot escape the sun.)

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get complicated.

(TRUE: Every answer has infinite questions.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, tumble down.  

(WARNING: This episode contains grasshoppers.)  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, confront goo. 

 (WARNING: This episode contains a fart or two.) 

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the mobile cart home.  

(NOTE: I’ve seen people sleep in shopping carts.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the collective garbage.

(QUESTION: Where in the world is OongaDog?)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, almost get posted. 

 (NOTE: Every departure has an arrival?) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet Tit, Center of the Round Thing that Forever Circles  

(QUESTION: Who will?) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, encounter the guardian pigeons.  

(QUESTION: Left, right or center?) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet Matt the Rat 

(NOTE: Not all rats will eat you.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, witness the almost war of the yoiks  

(NOTE: Avoid balls of light in space.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the stupid perspective.  

(NOTE: Don’t get framed. Ever.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, the mad moose. 

 (NOTE: No…moose do not smoke.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet paradise with a price.  

(QUESTION: To bonk or not to bonk?) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the flower people.  

(NOTE: Poisonous and venomous are two tickets to the same destination.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, will never accept half.  

(NOTE: Always judge your thirst accurately before drinking half.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Road Sorely Traveled. 

 (NOTE: No road is just a road.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, visit the un-playground.  

(NOTE: Always carry a bolt cutter in your mind.) g soon!

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, play Guess Who I Am. Or Die.  

(NOTE: He who carries matches, makes the rules.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, escape Plan B.  

(NOTE: No leaf comes without a tree.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the sitting stones.  

(NOTE: Let the fly sit first.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, listen to advice about the voices.  

(NEVER: Listen to the voice unless you should listen to it.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, see the light.  

(PLEASE: Shine a little light on us.)  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet a stinker of a ladybug.  

(ALWAYS: Check under the spots.) 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet something loud. 

 (WARNNG: Stop flushing for a while.) 

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, and the great fall.

(WARNNG: Those who live by the season, die by the season.)

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the deader squirrel.

(THINK TWICE: Before filling your pockets with confusion.)

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, almost walk on walls. 

(REMEMBER: Only you can prevent lizards.)

Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the singing mushrooms. 

(NOTICE: Only you can prevent singing mushrooms.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, experience directional confusion.

(NOTE: Only you can prevent misdirection.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have an electrifying experience.

(DON’T: Juggle lightning when you can juggle oranges.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have floating driftwood.

(NOTE: Never underestimate the length of a question.)

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get trashed?

(NOTE: It’s all in what you devour.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, define a dog on it’s own terms.

(NOTE: Being yourself is OK.)

 ‘Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, face the fruit fly Armageddon.

(Question: Is it better to be irritated or annoyed?)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, see the cob behind the corn.

(TIP: Always carry butter and salt in case you meet boiled corn.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, visit the Single’s Only Seagull Social Club

(WARNING: Gulls just wanna have fun.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, See the Oneness of the Empty Bottle

(WARNING: Don’t sign the petition.)

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, Feel Like They’re Being Watched

(WARNING: Not all lilies are lilies.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have a shitty experience.

(NOTE: Not everything behind the door is good.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, cross time and concepts.

(NOTE: Nothing to get steamed up about.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, confront thoughts and ideas.

(NOTE: It’s time to consider possibilities.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, refuse to step aside.

(NOTE: Who knows what chaos reigns in a portal?)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the stairway to heaven.

(CAUTION: Maintenance is key to heaven.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, log out.

(CAUTION: Beware of mean fish.)

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, encounter another path.

(QUESTION: How do you know what to believe?)