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The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper - First 100
The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper - First 100
The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper - First 100
What Is This? Some say life’s a path winding through a forest of endless possibilities. Well…we’ll see. In the meantime, Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, will be following that path through the deep dark scary woods every Tuesday and Thursday in a twice weekly saga of their journey.
And who are Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper? I’m not sure. I’m still learning. Crazy Man was under his bed with an empty bottle of wine for a long time before he decided to look into “this outside thing.” His body exists in one dimension and his mind in another and he’s never been sure which is which. Once on the path, the past begins to slip away and he can’t remember if he has a kitchen or not. Or a garage.
The dog, Sidestepper, is looking for the mother who abandoned him when he was a puppy, causing his body to stay the same size and his legs to grow into long skinny stilts that make him look strangely like an egret nest perched on top of power lines. But don’t think about that…you’ll dream. It won’t be nice. And he walks sideways. Always. After a short confrontational greeting during which Crazy Man assures the dog, Sidestepper, that he’s not his mother, the two decide to travel together down the path of adventure and new meanings through the deep dark scary woods.
What awaits them will change their already weird lives into…well…something weirder. You’re welcome to join them on their journey every Wednesday but, be warned, nothing good can come of this.
Blowing Up
The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper - First 100
The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper - First 100
5 out of 5
This was an excellent collection of stories. My first thought when I began reading was, what have I gotten myself into? Not in a bad way. But in an ‘I can’t wait to see where these stories take me next’ way.
It was easy to get wrapped up in them, following each unique tale from start to finish. Stories that will make you think, give you chills, and sometimes will just leave you with a feeling that something is a bit odd, but you can’t quite put your finger on it.
If you’re a fan of the weird, speculative fiction, or just looking for something new to shake up your reading routine, then you’ll want to grab this book.
Liliyanna Shadowlyn The Faerie Review Book Blog
Novels and Short Fiction
The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog Sidestepper - First 100
Novels and Short Fiction
These are novels, short fiction and a book on how to write novels.
I write mostly cyberpunk, magical realism and humor.
Everything else was written by another Biff.
I have reviews for some of them here (click the titles to download the reviews):
Shown above is the cover of one of my Boston Jonson cyber mysteries.
Interview with Jennifer Pazienza
Selling a book or a board is a cool way to have your art appreciated, but when that appreciation comes from another artist, especially one of Jennifer’s stature, then you know you’re not wasting your time with those books, those drawings, those photographs.
Thank you, Jenn…I feel both humbled and proud.
The video interview at Cafe Loka was shot by my bestie, Stephanie Durelle, under gruelling circumstances…I wouldn’t stay still.
The Truth About Biff Mitchell
A Sad Story
Biff Mitchell lives in a hovel at the edge of the world. He has no life. He has no friends. Neighborhood children throw stones at his hovel. At night, Biff throws stones at his hovel.
Someday Biff plans to write a book about a man who lives in a house that is stoned daily by neighborhood children who—through some magical twist of events—turn into snowmen.
When Spring arrives, the man’s house melts.
My Mediums
I write speculative fiction and have been successful in tricking publishers and editors into publishing just about everything I've written. (Writing)
I do mindless drawings with black gel ink and have tricked a few people into buying them. (Black Gel Drawings)
I take pictures of nature and people. When I take pictures of people, I'm actually capturing their souls, which I sell on eBay. (Photography Website)
My Inspiration
Every atom of water, fire, earth and wind.