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Existential Adventures of Crazy man and the Dog, Sidestepper

What Is This?

Some say life’s a path winding through a forest of endless possibilities. Well…we’ll see. In the meantime, Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, will be following that path through the deep dark scary woods every Tuesday and Thursday in a twice weekly saga of their journey.


And who are Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper? 


I’m not sure. I’m still learning. 


Crazy Man was under his bed with an empty bottle of wine for a long time before he decided to look into “this outside thing.” His body exists in one dimension and his mind in another and he’s never been sure which is which. Once on the path, the past begins to slip away and he can’t remember if he has a kitchen or not. Or a garage. 


The dog, Sidestepper, is looking for the mother who abandoned him when he was a puppy, causing his body to stay the same size and his legs to grow into long skinny stilts that make him look strangely like an egret nest perched on top of power lines. But don’t think about that…you’ll dream. It won’t be nice. 


And he walks sideways. Always.


After a short confrontational greeting during which Crazy Man assures the dog, Sidestepper, that he’s not his mother, the two decide to travel together down the path of adventure and new meanings through the deep dark scary woods.


What awaits them will change their already weird lives into…well…something weirder. You’re welcome to join them on their journey every Wednesday but, be warned, nothing good can come of this.

It's Free!

Yes, being an artist, I have much too much money, so I'm giving this away free. I'm also giving away other free stuff. Click the Free Stuff button at the top of page for some of this free stuff. 


If you’re new here, you can click (below) to read all the episodes up till now. 


Each one is a three or four page PDF file. 


Or, you can go to the blog and read it there, if you're  into blogs. 


Click Crazy Man 2 on the bar at the top of this page to read Episodes 101 and up.

Click here for the blog.

Episodes 1 to 6

Episode 1

Episode 1

Episode 1

Wherein Crazy Man decides to rediscover “this outside thing” that he’s long since forgotten, having spent gawd knows how long under his bed crying and drinking wine.

He immediately meets a dog walking sideways on stilt-like legs. The dog, Sidestepper, mistakes Crazy Man for his long lost mother but quickly realizes that’s he”s just another insensitive bastard and a world of insensitive bastards.


But the two become companions and travel the path of adventure and new meanings together.

Click for Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 1

Episode 1

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, find a couch on the path of adventure and new meanings and have a long anguished cry or two because they’re hungry and motherless and nothing seems to make sense.


If you have issues with dogs and men crying, you might want to pass on this episode. Three people who intended to read this but didn't still development symptoms of having read it. 


That's why I'm leaving it up to you. 

Click for Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 1

Episode 3

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, bare their souls in unrequited empathy, only to face the horror of the worm roots from hell. 


If you don’t read this episode no one will shame you. Well, some will. But some won’t. Those will be in the minority. A very small minority. But…feel free to wimp out. No hard feelings. 


You bastard.



Click for Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 4

Episode 3

Wherein the two travellers confront the horror of non-vegan wildlife in the deep dark winter, Crazy Man has crazy thoughts about the dog, Stepper, and the two are deeply disturbed by a gift from the heavens.

Scenes in this episode may be disturbing for those who don’t put ketchup on their KD. 

The way it should be eaten. 

click for Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 4

Episode 5

Wherein our two strange travelers encounter “that which you fear” and come uncomfortably close to “the dreaded truth.” 


But…the universe laughs for exactly three minutes and twenty-two seconds. 


Or so the story goes. 

Click for Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 4

Episode 5

Wherein our two hungry and motherless travelers are thoroughly mooned in an extraordinary moment of celestial madness. 






Click for Episode 6

Episodes 7 - 12

Click for Episode 7

Click for Episode 7

Click for Episode 7

Wherein our hungry, motherless travelers confront the crusty one-legged ducks of the far-away lake that’s not really a lake. 


Much discussion ensues on the edibility of ducks and the devouring of new meanings.




Click for Episode 7

Episode 8

Click for Episode 7

Click for Episode 7

Wherein our angst-weary travellers face almost certain death falling into the trench to hell with nothing to save them but a rusty nail…or…face certain death in the deep dark scary woods.


If you’re afraid of heights, bridges or gerbils, for God’s sake don’t click the download button below.

Click for Episode 8

Episode 9

Click for Episode 7

Episode 10

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn the true meaning of flower power and discover that dandelions are not just pretty yellow lawn ornaments. 


And Crazy Man has some terrible thoughts. 




Click for Episode 9

Episode 10

Episode 12

Episode 10

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the being that has compacted all language into one word and causes a painful experience for Crazy Man.  


NOTE: No wild life was harmed emotionally, spiritually or physically in the writing of this episode. At least, not in this dimension. 



Click for Episode 10

Episode 11

Episode 12

Episode 12

Wherein the path-traveling duo stumble into a path scarier even than the deep dark scary woods, a path haunted by the spaces between things. 


WARNING: Some antics in this episode my be unsettling for those with normal minds. Proceed with caution. Or just close your eyes and just press a bunch of buttons and stuff on your keyboard. Works for me. 

Click for Episode 11

Episode 12

Episode 12

Episode 12

Wherein man and dog, in spite of everything that points to their unlikeliness as bonafide man and dog, are suddenly thrust off the path of adventure and new meanings and into the streets to face the essence of disappointment. 


This genuine gutter adventure may not be appropriate for any audience. 


Click for Episode 12

Episodes 13 - 24

Episode 13

Episode 13

Episode 13

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, encounter a lake that flows up and the meanest birds a hungry, motherless duo can bear.


(NOTE: No geese were consumed in the writing of this episode. Unfortunately.)

Click for Episode 13

Episode 14

Episode 13

Episode 13

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet a bench in a clearing where the grass isn’t going to take it anymore. 


They also learn the truth about turkeys. 


(NOTE: No turkeys were consumed in the writing of this episode. Unfortunately.)

Click for Episode 14

Episode 15

Episode 13

Episode 15

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, encounter a somewhat ghostly apparition on the path…or was it?


(NOTE: No clown imagery was used in the telling of this episode. You can sleep in peace. If that’s what you do when there are no clowns around.)

Click for Episode 15

Episode 16

Episode 16

Episode 15

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, are stumped by a story of unnatural feelings and their heartbreaking Karma. 


(NOTE: No trees were cut down in the telling of this story. Because we all love trees. Even the ones in the deep dark scary…well, trees.)


Click for Episode 16

Episode 17

Episode 16

Episode 17

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, stumble upon the House of Many Species and Variables and learn about the need to sustain.


(NOTE: Yep. The tree house was toppled in real life. But no moose were harmed in its toppling.)

Click for Episode 17

Episode 18

Episode 16

Episode 17

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get into a power struggle of sorts which is settled by big birds. 


(NOTE: Many trees were felled in the making of the accompanying photo.)



Find out more

Episode 19

Episode 19

Episode 19

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn that it’s better to be good.


(NOTE: No toadstools were massacred in the telling of this tale. Sort of.)


Click for Episode 19

Episode 20

Episode 19

Episode 19

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have some laughs with a waterfall and its secret desire. 


(NOTE: If you can’t laugh at the world, then laugh at something else.)

Click for Episode 20

Episode 21

Episode 19

Episode 21

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, encounter the forest that hides the big blue/green so that man and dog don’t go out of their minds.


(NOTE: Sometimes the world isn’t trying to kill you.)

Click for Episode 21

Episode 22

Episode 22

Episode 21

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, encounter the tears of the planet.


(NOTE: No horse fish, dolphins or mermaids are mentioned in the telling of this story. But I’ll bet someone thought about them…somewhere…when the story was told.)


Click for Episode 22

Episode 23

Episode 22

Episode 23

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, find many hours of pure joyous oblivion while not listening. 


(NOTE: This one goes out to every abandoned pier, dock and wharf. May the boats be with you.)


Click for Episode 23

Episode 24

Episode 22

Episode 23

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Queen of Every Sandcastle and learn about how tides are party poopers.


(WARNING: Magic alert.)




Click for Episode 24

Episodes 25 - 36

Episode 25

Episode 25

Episode 25

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, bathe in the full moon light.


(NOTE: No celestial beings were actually eaten by clouds in the telling of this tale.)


Click here to savor the moon beams.

Episode 26

Episode 25

Episode 25

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, witness the end of the beginning of the end.


(NOTE: Maybe someday the world will be green again. Except where it’s supposed to be blue. Or brown.)

Click here to learn about bus safety. Sort of.

Episode 27

Episode 25

Episode 27

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn about a mysterious place called Eggland.


(NOTE: Apparently, some people do it in the street.)


Click here for a magical tour of Eggland. Well, not really. Something weirder.

Episode 28

Episode 28

Episode 27

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn about humor…with a banana.


(NOTE: This goes out to all those unfortunate people who stepped on banana peels and never quite got over it.)

Click here for an interesting banana story.

Episode 29

Episode 28

Episode 29

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn how to compose a picture.


(NOTE: No photographers were harmed in the telling of this story. At least, none that we know of.)

Click here to learn how to take really good pictures. Sort of.

Episode 30

Episode 28

Episode 29

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, star in Once Upon A Lupin and the Insidious True Story About Bees


(NOTE: No bees were murdered in the writing of this story. We couldn’t find one.)

Click here to learn about pollination.

Episode 31

Episode 31

Episode 31

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn the shocking truth about the two towers


(NOTE: Never climb a high tower without a pocket full of tinfoil.)



Click here to learn why you might need tinfoil.

Episode 32

Episode 31

Episode 31

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the lizard who wants it all.


(WARNING: Reptile alert for those with unreasonable expectations of the natural world.)



Click here to learn the sad truth about a sad lizard.

Episode 33

Episode 31

Episode 33

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, make contact with the flowers of the one window ledge.


(NOTE: The botanical accuracy of this story is currently the subject of an investigation into reality. Possibly.)

Click here to learn why you should fear your shadow.

Episode 34

Episode 34

Episode 33

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, botch a conversation the world was waiting for.


(OBSERVATION: When the sky is confused, confusion will reign.)


Click here for an astounding insight on something. Or maybe not.

Episode 35

Episode 34

Episode 35

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get into a sticky situation with a random arachnid.


(WARNING: Very disturbing spider scenes. But no spiders were harmed and no houses were burned down.)

Click here for your chance to be trapped in the web.

Episode 36

Episode 34

Episode 35

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, choose to take the long and sure way around. 


(NOTE: Never listen to the lake when the fish are jumping.)



Click here to learn why you should pass on the short cut.

Episodes 37 to 42

Episode 37

Episode 37

Episode 37

Where in Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, swim against the current tide. 


(NOTE: People with cell phones beware. There’s this place with no reception.)


Click here for the bridged edition.

Episode 38

Episode 37

Episode 37

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, discover the timeless times-up of art.


(DANGER: This episode may contain something to think about. Don’t let that happen to you.)


Click here for an unsuccessful tour of the art world.

Episode 39

Episode 37

Episode 39

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the flower that, apparently, never was.


(WARNING: This episode may include disturbing rhetoric that could be attributed to a world of confusion.)

Click here to enter a world gone crazy.

Episode 40

Episode 40

Episode 39

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, comfort a sad tree before the wind has its final say


(NOTE: This story may be just a little bit long winded. Stop reading when you begin to snore. Oh, right, I guess you will have stopped reading at that point. Bastard.)


Click here to hear what crazy narration the dog, Sidestepper, has to live with.

Episode 41

Episode 40

Episode 41

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, actually have something to crow about…but would never dare…considering…


(NOTE: No mole recipes were actually given away in this story. Everyone knows that these recipes are best kept secret.)



Click here to find how not to barbecue a crow.

Episode 42

Episode 40

Episode 41

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, converse with a bold moon on the rise. Or not.


(NOTE: No one danced naked in the full moon light in this episode. Sorry.)





Click here to find how to get yourself in over your green cheese.

Episodes 43 to 48

Episode 43

Episode 43

Episode 43

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get the prickly lowdown on…stuff.


(NOTE: Beware ye of spine tingling-ness. Beware.)


Find Click here to be disappointed once more at the unruliness of if all.

Episode 44

Episode 43

Episode 43

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get a thoroughly unsatisfying ribbing


(NOTE: Much sadness follows much happiness follows confusion. As usual.)

Click here and join the howling.

Episode 45

Episode 43

Episode 45

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, are thoroughly needled by, of all things, a needle


(NOTE: I’m sorry. It’s just the way the path went.)


Click here to find out why I’m sorry.

Episode 46

Episode 46

Episode 45

Wherein Crazy Man learns what it’s like to be alone…if things would just leave him alone


(NOTE: I’m still sorry. It’s just the way the path went.) 

Click here to find out why I’m sorry.

Episode 47

Episode 46

Episode 47

Wherein Crazy Man meets an old acquaintance who repeats their previous encounter. Unfortunately. 


(WARNING: Don’t read if you fear random acts of stuff. )

Click here to see the suddenness of it all.

Episode 48

Episode 46

Episode 47

Wherein Crazy Man encounters a Halloween not-so-treat


(WARNING: Do not read if you have pumpkin seed allergies. My head fell off. )


Click here for a splash in the patch.

Episodes 49 to 52

Episode 49

Episode 49

Episode 49

  Wherein Crazy Man meets the one who waits.

  

(NOTE: No birds were killed in this episode. By humans.)


Click here and wait.

Episode 50

Episode 49

Episode 49

Wherein Crazy Man has an unsettling experience. Again.


(NOTE: If you’re afraid of the dark. Beer. )


Click here to continue the adventure.

Episode 51

Episode 49

Episode 51

Wherein Crazy Man might make an unlikely friend. 


(NOTE: Those addicted to shopping, bring tear tissues. )

Click here to continue the adventure.

Episode 52

Episode 52

Episode 51

Wherein Crazy Man gets up to his shoulders in a life-threatening situation. 


(NOTE: Swamp grass is OK. I think. )

Click here to find out the truth about swamp grass.

Episode 53

Episode 52

Episode 53

Wherein Crazy Man and the shopping cart, Wheels, have a more than colorful experience.


(WARNING: Episode may contain physics.)

Click here for a ride in the sky.

Episode 54

Episode 52

Episode 53

Wherein Crazy Man and the shopping cart, Wheels, learn about political correctness. To the hilt.


(WARNING: You may be offended. I was.)

Click here to be offended with the best of them.

Episodes 55 to 60

Episode 55

Episode 56

Episode 56

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the shopping cart, Wheels, learn how to spread shit.


(WARNING: Offensive content that might make you laugh.)


Click here to be offended with the best of them.

Episode 56

Episode 56

Episode 56

   

Wherein Crazy Man and the shopping cart, Wheels, watch the fallen fall further and faster.


(NOTE: This episode may contain weak science.) 



Click here to join the fall.

Episode 57

Episode 56

Episode 57

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the shopping cart, behold the twistedness of things to come.


(NOTE: In case you didn’t notice, This is Episode 57. I missed that. But I got it.) 


Click here to make some choices. Maybe.

Episode 58

Episode 58

Episode 57

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the shopping cart, come to that place beyond the place.


(NOTE: Never hold a broken tree limb upside down. Not ever.)

Find out moreClick here to see what happens to the shopping cart, Wheels.

Episode 59

Episode 58

Episode 59

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the shopping cart, Wheels, are granted wishes.


(NOTE: What would you wish for if you were a shopping cart?)

Find out moreClick here to see what happens to the shopping cart, Wheels.

Episode 60

Episode 58

Episode 59

  

Wherein Crazy Man floats on water.


(NOTE: Every story has a sequel.)



Click here to find out what’s on the other side of the light.

Episodes 61 to 66

Episode 61

Episode 61

Episode 61

Wherein Crazy and the dog, Sidestepper have a morbid start to their reunion


(NOTE: Be careful where you jig.)



Click here to find out what a grammar mistake can do.

Episode 62

Episode 61

Episode 61

  

Wherein Crazy and the dog, Sidestepper, face the irrefutable truth about a dog’s mother.


(NOTE: Be careful about what you squash.)


Click here to find out the truth. Sort of.

Episode 63

Episode 61

Episode 63

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn the sad truth about wishes


(NOTE: Dandelions make great wine.)

Click here to find out what contest takes legendary self-control.

Episode 64

Episode 64

Episode 63

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get burned.


(NOTE: Don't play with fire.)

Click here to start disliking camp fires.

Episode 65

Episode 64

Episode 65

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, get some of their own given to them


(NOTE: Money does not grow on trees.)! 

Click here for to find out where the money didn’t go.

Episode 66

Episode 64

Episode 65

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, avoid an avalanche. 


WARNING: Don't throw rocks. 

Everyone says to click here.

Episodes 67 to 72

Episode 67

Episode 67

Episode 67

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, enter the cavern that is not a tavern.


(NOTE: Bad poetry should be kept to oneself.)

Find out moreClick here to enter the deep dark scary cavern.

Episode 68

Episode 67

Episode 67

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the first horror in the cavern that is not a tavern


(NOTE: Sometimes size matters.)


Click here for some scary stuff.

Episode 69

Episode 67

Episode 69

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn the yin-yang of dripping.


(NOTE: Nobody wants to be a drip.)


Click here because pools of water can’t talk.

Episode 70

Episode 70

Episode 69

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, speak to piles of rocks.


(WARNING: Crazy Man wants dynamite for the cairns.)

Click here to learn the truth about rocks. Sort of.

Episode 71

Episode 70

Episode 71

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, see the light.


(NOTE: Let the light shine a little little light on you.)


Click here to let the light shine.

Episode 72

Episode 70

Episode 71

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have a great fall.


(NOTE: Drenched in another’s empathy.) 



Click here for a version of reality.

Episodes 73 to 78

Episode 73

Episode 73

Episode 73

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn the truth about roots.


(NOTE: World domination is never as powerful as fate.)

Click here for rootedness.

Episode 74

Episode 73

Episode 73

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn about vertical parallel symmetry.


(NOTE: Trees and horizontal don’t mix.)


Click here to see under the surface of nature.

Episode 75

Episode 73

Episode 75

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the crate that’s  become a chair.


(NOTE: When the moon goes missing.)


Click here to be in the street.

Episode 76

Episode 76

Episode 75

 Wherein Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper, meet the wild-eyed beaver.


NOTE: Beavers are terrified of dragons. 



Click here for the truth about beavers,

Episode 77

Episode 76

Episode 77

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the sandal from the one-legged kid.


(NOTE: Every kid should have two sandals.)


Click here to find the lost sandal.

Episode 78

Episode 76

Episode 77

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the climbing reflection.


(QUESTION: Which tastes better, the burp or the burger.)

Click here but don’t stare into the reflection.

Episodes 79 to 84

Episode 79

Episode 80

Episode 80

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the shape.


(SAGE ADVICE: Always have quick access to Snakes & Ladders.)

Click here to find out what the shape knows.

Episode 80

Episode 80

Episode 80

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, take the path of least resistance.


(SAGE ADVICE: Always have quick access to Snakes & Ladders.)

Click here to take a path whether right or wrong.

Episode 81

Episode 80

Episode 81

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the almost lost.


(Thought: Where will you go when it’s time to go?)


Click here to start hopping.

Episode 82

Episode 82

Episode 81

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, confront the boughs


(NOTE: Don't get knotted up reading this.)



Click here to see what the bad dog did.

Episode 83

Episode 82

Episode 83

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the pelican. Again.


(A THOUGHT: Where the pelican flies.)



Click here to learn why the pelican waited. Sort of.

Episode 84

Episode 82

Episode 83

 #strangeadventures, #strangehumor, #psychostream, #crazybeaver, #plasticinrain, #meantrout,

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, try relaxing beside the bubbling stream.


(BEWARE: The bubbling stream.)


Click here to learn why relaxation can drown you.

Episodes 85 to 90

Episode 85

Episode 85

Episode 85

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, are celebrated, strangely. And lie.


(BEWARE: Don’t play with fireworks in the bathtub.)

Click here to hear the lies. Oh, the lies.

Episode 86

Episode 85

Episode 85

 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the lost ragdoll.


(NOTE: When the chips are down, hold on to your stuffing.)

Click here to hear the ragdoll's story.

Episode 87

Episode 85

Episode 87

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, trade luck with a deadly lady bug.
 

(BEWARE: Just because it’s a pretty bug doesn’t mean it’s a pretty bug.) 


Click here to learn the truth about lady bug luck.

Episode 88

Episode 88

Episode 87

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Museum for the Future.
 

(NOTE: Those who save, get to ride.) 

Click here to get your ride at the Museum for the Future.

Episode 89

Episode 88

Episode 89

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the meditating fire hydrant.
 

(NOTE: Some fire hydrants are useful. Some…?) 

Click here for a completely different mediation.

Episode 90

Episode 88

Episode 89

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the last standing tree and the last street lamp guards of the park that no one visits.
 

(NOTE: Trees have long life spans) 

Click here for ice cream and fireflies.

Episodes 91 to 96

Episode 91

Episode 92

Episode 92

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the patch of plants that snores.
 

(NOTE: Nobody needs a bad picture of themselves.) 

Click here for a warning about social media pictures.

Episode 92

Episode 92

Episode 92

 

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the thought clot.


(BEWARE: Chandeliers and long-beaked birds.)

Click here for a warning about social media pictures.

Episode 93

Episode 92

Episode 93

 Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the censor boards.


(WARNING: When the coin falls beware the edge.)

Click here to see how the argument ends.

Episode 94

Episode 94

Episode 93

  Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the colony of wooden posts.


(READ: The Design of Everyday Things.)

Click here for confusion and rage.

Episode 95

Episode 94

Episode 95

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the Dawn of a New Day.


 (NOTE: Things to do without a plan.)

Click here to enter the dawn of a new day.

Episode 96

Episode 94

Episode 95

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, succumb to hot dog madness.


 (AWW: Where did all the hot dog stands go?)

Click here to get your hot dog. Sort of.

Episodes 97 to 100

Episode 97

Episode 97

Episode 97

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the floating cat head.


 (NOTE: Cats read minds. Some cats. Sometimes.)

Click here to bounce and float.

Episode 98

Episode 97

Episode 97

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, almost become one with the tide.


 (NOTE: Always check the tides.)

Click here to beat the tide.

Episode 99

Episode 100

Episode 100

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, learn a few things about garbage.


(WARNING: Think of the Earth as a container.)



Click here not see a robot.

Episode 100

Episode 100

Episode 100

  

Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, enter the Fallen Empire of This Garden.



(WARNING: Watch out for frivolous gardens.)

Click here to learn about arrogance.

How It Started and More

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The Untold Story of the Origins of The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

The Untold Story of the Origins of The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

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The Untold Story of the Origins of The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

The Untold Story of the Origins of The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

The Untold Story of the Origins of The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper

Written one year after the Covid lockdown, this is the story about how the adventures started.


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