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If you enjoy a mixture of literary fiction, absurd humor and poetry that will make you wonder that the hell you’re reading, there’s a good chance you’ll enjoy this book. The stories and not-poems in these pages were written over several decades and reflect the multiple personalities of a writer, like every other writer, trying to find his literary voice.
From the heart-jerking journey of a slow but sincere man trying to do the right thing in a world loosing its moral compass, to the outrage and disillusioned rants the not-poem, you’ll find an abundance of pleasure and offense in What the Ocean Left Behind.
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"His stories are simultaneously shocking and funny, literate and profane, a riot of cynical creativity brightened by occasional flashes of compassionate insight."
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Ink Drawings
Ink Drawings
Explorations in magical realism, surrealism and the existential that exists in the lines between realities. These will be for sale when I have my Etsy Store up and running.
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About Biff
A Sad Story
Biff Mitchell lives in a hovel at the edge of the world. He has no life. He has no friends.
Neighborhood children throw stones at his hovel.
At night, Biff throws stones at his hovel. Someday Biff plans to write a book about a man who lives in a house stoned daily by neighborhood children who—through some magical twist of events—turn into snowmen.
When Spring arrives, the man’s house melts.