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New Books

Stuff (Washed Up On the Shore)

From the tangled seaweed of modern life comes a collection of essays, rants, and observations that are as hilarious as they are bewildering. Stuff: Washed Up on the Shore is a driftwood pile of suspicious wit, questionable intelligence, and the kind of deep insight that sneaks up on you in the shower.


Wander through satirical takes on the environment and the eternal horror of winter, stumble into philosophical rabbit holes, and surface with surprising clarity about the writing life and life in general. With a full-on creativity workshop hidden among the debris, this book offers more than just laughs; it’s a tide of inspiration for writers, thinkers, and anyone who likes their mind quests a little bit messy.

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Coming Soon! The Coffee Shop Writing Workshop

Unlock your creativity and transform your writing process with The Coffee Shop Writing Workshop! Whether you're a seasoned author or an aspiring writer, this hands-on guide helps you tap into your full potential—right from your local café. Inside, you'll discover powerful techniques for overcoming writer's block, finding inspiration in your surroundings, and establishing a productive writing routine that works for you.


With actionable advice and real-world examples, this guide shows you how to stay focused, motivated, and productive while enjoying your favorite coffee blend. The Coffee Shop Writing Workshop is your creative companion for turning every writing session into a productive, fulfilling experience.

Writing, Photography and ink Drawings. Plus FREE Stuff...

Books

Ink Drawings

Ink Drawings

"His stories are simultaneously shocking and funny, literate and profane, a riot of cynical creativity brightened by occasional flashes of compassionate insight."

 Lisabet Sarai, Goodreads Reviewer  

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Ink Drawings

Ink Drawings

Ink Drawings

Explorations in magical realism, surrealism and the existential that exists in the lines between realities. These will be for sale when I have my Etsy Store up and running. 


Click here if you love ink.

Photography

Ink Drawings

Write Your Novel Now

Landscape, macro, events, B&W, travel, street and abstract. Something for every room, stairway and secret hiding place. 



Click for lots of pictures.

Write Your Novel Now

Write Your Novel Now

Anyone can write a novel no matter how busy you are and how little experience you have. This workshop takes you through the process step-by-step. 

Find Out How to Write Your Novel

Free Stuff

Free Stuff

Free creative writing workshops, a free 2025 calendar, free stories and free highly opinionated articles that will provide you with hours of laughter and puzzlement. 

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Blog - Silence Says It All

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About Biff

A Sad Story

Biff Mitchell lives in a hovel at the edge of the world. He has no life. He has no friends. 


Neighborhood children throw stones at his hovel. 


At night, Biff throws stones at his hovel. Someday Biff plans to write a book about a man who lives in a house stoned daily by neighborhood children who—through some magical twist of events—turn into snowmen. 


When Spring arrives, the man’s house melts. 

My Mediums

I write speculative fiction and have been successful in tricking publishers and editors into publishing just about everything I've written.


I do mindless drawings with black gel ink and have tricked a few people into buying them. (Black Gel Drawings)


I take pictures of nature and people. When I take pictures of people, I'm actually capturing their souls, which I sell on eBay. (Instagram)

My Inspiration

Every atom of water, fire, earth and wind.

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