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WHLH: Writing Sex, Foul Language, Violence and Humor

You don’t have to be a successful standup comedian to write convincing humor. In fact, you don’t even need a keen sense of humor. And you don’t have to worry about your sex scenes turning into pornography once you know the difference between romance, eroticism and pornography. 

Humor, sex, violence and foul language are elements of writing that can cause problems for writers. How much violence is too much, or too little? Where do you draw the line with profane language even when you have a character based on a real-life person whose foul language almost obscures everything they say? 

Four of the sessions in my Writing Hurts Like Hell workshop deal with these topics. This little ebook presents those sessions along with some exercises to help you tackle these problems in your writing. 

WHLH: The Revision Process

When you've finished the first draft of your novel, the fun is over. Now, it's time to get into the real work: re-writing. 

This is a multi-step process and the steps have a very distinct order. Break that order and you could be letting yourself in for a lot of heart ache. Re-writing is where the real writing begins. Everything up till now was getting an idea out where you can see it.

On the other hand, there are those writers who seem to get everything down on the first draft. I hate those people. Fortunately, they're rare. Rare enough that you're likely not one of them, so this ebook might just help you to get through the revision/re-writing process with your sanity relatively unscathed. 


Writing Hurts Like Hell

This is the writing workshop I taught through the University of New Brunswick's College of Extended Learning for ten years. 

The next one will be a one day workshop through the New Brunswick College of Craft and Design:

Writing Hurts like Hell II – The Pain Begins 

Saturday, February 24th, 9 AM till 4 PM

You must be almost finished your novel or have just completed the first draft. 

If you can't attend the workshop, you can buy the book. (Although the workshop is a lot more fun.)



The Truth About Biff Mitchell

A Sad Story

Biff Mitchell lives in a hovel at the edge of the world. He has no life. He has no friends. Neighborhood children throw stones at his hovel. At night, Biff throws stones at his hovel.

Someday Biff plans to write a book about a man who lives in a house that is stoned daily by neighborhood children who—through some magical twist of events—turn into snowmen.

When Spring arrives, the man’s house melts.

My Mediums

I write speculative fiction and have been successful in tricking publishers and editors into publishing just about everything I've written. (Writing Website)

I do mindless drawings with black gel ink and have tricked a few people into buying them. (Black Gel Drawings)

I take pictures of nature and people. When I take pictures of people, I'm actually capturing their souls, which I sell on eBay. (Photography Website)

My Inspiration

Every atom of water, fire, earth and wind.

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