Boston Jonson: when the going Gets Weird

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 In the late 21st Century, A body is found in the headquarters of the world's largest fast food franchise, Barto Burger, creators of the world's first completely cloned hamburger. It's time to bring in Boston Jonson, crime consultant extraordinaire, to use Zen and insults to unravel a startling mystery. Boston dives into a jungle of underground catacombs, mad scientists, homicidal public relations managers and a corporate world gone mad with genetic engineering, cloning and cruelty to old people. 

 When a nasty little plague of people turning into stone in coffee shops around the city threatens the bottom line of the Coffee Cartels and their highly addictive designer coffees, investigative consultant, Boston Jonson, is tossed into a world where everyone is out to either admire him or kill him, a world of annoying weirdoes who are probably better off turned into stone. 

 It's 2060. In Backstreet Records, a brooding audiophile thinks murder. Upstairs at Studio4Ward where skulls, dreams and beer cans are the stuff of art, 300 pounds of human sculpture dangles dead from the wall. It's time to call in the notorious super sleuth Boston Jonson to smoke out the murderer with insults and Zen.